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The Best Dad Jokes: Compiled By Parker Baby Co. Dads

The Best Dad Jokes: Compiled By Parker Baby Co. Dads

Tis the season for dad jokes, and we're here for it at Parker Baby Co.!

Recently we ran a Dad Joke Contest leading up to Father's Day where you had to pitch your best dad jokes. We compiled them below because they were too good!

Laugh with us and read on...

The Best Dad Jokes: Compiled by YOU!

1. What did the big flowers say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"

2. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

3. Dad jokes are how eye roll.

4. How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it!

5. Why did the egg have a day off? Because it was Fryday!

6. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

7. What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

8. My wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't know he could.

9. How do you when know a joke becomes a dad joke? When if becomes apparent.

We're obsessed with all your entries - thanks for participating in our contest!!

Before you go, don't forget to check out our dad-approved favorites (loved by dads everywhere!)

Diaper Backpack for Dads

^^ The diaper bag the dads won't just wear, but will love wearing! Our Birch Bag Diaper Backpack comes in neutral colors dad will like and plenty of pockets for organization. Order here!

Dad Holding Baby Wearing Headband

^^ Daddy's little princess deserves to feel like one! Check out our countless headband and bow options here for the cutest addition to your baby's outfits.

Mom Holding Baby Wearing Bandana Bib

^^ Dads are all about keeping things simple and easy, and convenience is the Bandana Bib's forte. Snap on to keep your baby dry, comfortable, and clean while they drool! Pick from our sets here.

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